nothing says ‘I love you’ like a little Necro Metal

February 14, 2006

Nothing says "I love you" like diamonds. But if times are a little tight (or you're only 90 percent sure you're in love), a mixtape can say almost as much.

Beyonce, Ashlee, Chris Brown, More Reveal Their Valentine's Day Mixtape Tips

Too true. But you don't want to read that crap. Here's a random sampling from my old skool, ne'er-fail Valentine's mixtape instead – guaranteed to get those bosoms heaving:

+ Christian Woman, Type O Negative
+ Fists of Love, Big Black
+ Shake Your Rump, Beastie Boys
+ Scare Me, Deadbolt
+ Loverman, Nick Cave & THe Bad Seeds
+ My Night of Pleasure, Girls Against Boys
+ Replica, Fear Factory
+ Gigantic, Pixies
+ We Have All the Time In The World, Fun Lovin' Criminals
+ Just Like Honey, The Jesus and Mary Chain
+ New Rose, The Damned
+ Wicked Game, HIM

I'm telling you this for your own good.

Please don't sue me, MTV.


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