ride, don’t walk

May 8, 2006

The Mochines play hard, furious, mouth-punchingly energetic rock 'n roll. They sound too loud even when the volume dial is all the way to the left. Their frontman's shirts will burn shapes on your retinas. Loudly. Their logo looks like someone knocked off one of Joe Dredd's shoulder-pads. They'll have you screaming "YEAHHH" and gooing windmills for no apparent reason. They're like a giant, spiky bowling ball thundered down the N1 yesterday and crushed all the emo kids and guys with long, stringy hair. They come from Kraaifontein. I think I love them.

Download Miles Away and Doghouse from the album Hire the Losers. Do it now.


15 Responses to “ride, don’t walk”

  1. Are you done with the politics?
    I’m not gonna come back anymore if this is a political blog.

  2. barbedwire said

    If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything, as the old ninja saying goes.

    Have you listened to The Mochines yet? They rock.

  3. Miles away IS good; the other one is growing on me.
    I shall see the doctor about an ointment.

  4. barbedwire said

    Like Bob Mould? Poor guy.

    'Luv dumplin', hey? That's very brave of you, Jerk.

  5. I knew you’d like that darling. Mwuah!

    I hope your boyfriend or husband doesn’t get jealous easily.
    Pfft…who am I kiddin, I don’t care what either of them think. What are they gonna do….swim here to kick my ass?

    God, you look SO good today!!

  6. barbedwire said

    I would have thought you'd be more worried about me swimming over to kick your ass. As you should be.

  7. You’re beautiful when you’re annoyed.

    Which would be all the time I’m guessing.

  8. barbedwire said

    What! Has my mother been complaining about me on the internet again?

  9. Yes.
    She says you should smile more.

  10. barbedwire said

    I can't. People tend to run away when they see my bloody fangs.

  11. Have I mentioned how badly I burn for you?
    I need to buy sunscreen.

    Let’s move this to a newer post shall we? Meet you at the top m’luv.

  12. Our love.
    This conversation. I’m too lazy to keep scrolling down here.
    Which, by the way, should show you how safe you are. If I’m too lazy to scroll, how can I stalk?

  13. barbedwire said

    Do I look worried, Jerk?

  14. A little, I just thought you had gas.

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