unhappy 6.6.06, everyone

June 6, 2006

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It's the National Day of Slayer. In Wyoming, apparently.

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer. Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot. Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries. Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway). Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Look, I'm just the messenger, OK?

And tomorrow – if there is a tomorrow – you should stay home and listen to Entombed. Yeah. Entombed.

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2 Responses to “unhappy 6.6.06, everyone”

  1. Fatman said

    6/06/06 was also my friend (and cheese scientist) Dr Pollard’s 30th birthday. So there were a lot of goat sacrifices and listening to heavy metal and bathing in virgin’s blood.

  2. barbedwire said

    Which is exactly how it should be, Fats. Congrats to the Big Cheese and on finding a virgin in Melbourne. Me, I believe in making every day special and I try and work in a little bloodletting and personal sacrifice whenever I can.

    On that note, I can't really tell if the world ended yesterday – I was stuck at work until… wait a minute – an ungodly hour and yes, come to think of it, it was hot and hellish and I do recall the constant nagging of a spawn of Satan – so yeah, perhaps it did.

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